Simon Bonsai produces and sells what are almost certainly the most beautiful Bonsai trees in Britain. He is hard working, intelligent and very talented. He chooses with care and much forethought the shows and markets he will attend. He should be successful and rich, but he's not. Surely this can't be the fault of his eccentric yet strange girlfriend, Polly, who hinders him as they travel the length and breadth of Britain together? Have caravan, will travel, off they go again. This is a wickedly humorous and detailed account of a year in their life together. Read it to discover the secrets of their relationship; meet many of their equally odd friends and visit with them various vaguely interesting places on their travels. This book is definitely a one-off. Find out how the other half live. Love it or hate it, I promise you, you won't be able to put it down.