This is the perfect volume for those who want to create a garden they can enjoy - no matter what the neighbors think! If the thought of gardening leaves you cold, take heart. "The G&T Gardener" is designed for those of us who would rather enjoy whatever green space we can carve out for ourselves outside our humble homes than toiling in the dirt and muck to achieve an urban version of Versailles. And rather than hoeing barren soil to achieve spectacular results, a stiff drink is the perfect pick-me-up to an unruly flower bed. Spirited, funny, filled to the brim with amusing characters, and now available in paperback for the first time, this book is designed especially for the reluctant gardener who is looking for a way out of the tyranny espoused in gardening magazines, home and garden television shows, and those fussy neighbors who cast disapproving glances at the green spaces outside our homes.