Be careful what you pray for... In this humorous fantasy, Janice Janoski, struggling mother of three children, wishes her problems would just go away. As if a hot-tempered husband and two difficult teenagers aren't enough to deal with, her youngest son adopts an imaginary friend who he claims is a woman named God. Weekly trips to the psychiatrist haven't helped to alleviate her youngest son's mental problems and her husband is tired of squandering his hard earned money. You just might get it... Now, Janice's prayers are answered. Her husband vanishes right before her eyes and Janice learns her son's imaginary friend is real. God has chosen to take a more active approach in humanity's development and is focusing on the Midwest. God decides She will grant prayers at random and choose individuals who are worthy to ascend. People in the area are becoming concerned about the mysterious disappearances and strange happenings. A group of wizards are sent to investigate the unusual magical activity in the Midwest. Unfortunately, Janice is the only one who knows what's really going on and may be humanity's only hope for salvation!