Excerpt from The Morningside, Vol. 4: June 1, 1899 Slander, I volunteered. Then I looked at my watch. In five minutes the Morningside artist, whom I had ordered to sketch His Highness, would be there. I must calm him down before the artist arrived. I called you here, sir, the D began, abruptly, to tell you that this Imaginary Lecture business must stop, sir, must stop I By attaching peculiar characteristics to the most respected members of our faculty, you, sir, (and Satyr, who ever he is, and that - that female), have made them a subject of ridicule not only before the world, but, what is worse, before their own students. It must stop, sir! It is out rageous, slanderous, Lavishly slanderous, I admit, I broke in. But, then, we called no one a mastodon. (i took out a cigarette.) About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.