Are you ready to embark on a hilarious and spine-tingling adventure into the world of arachnid nomenclature? Look no further! In "640 Pet Spider Names," James Walden weaves a web of naming inspiration that's as entertaining as it is informative. Why should you name your eight-legged friend? Well, it turns out that even the tiniest tarantula has dreams and ambitions, and a great name can be the key to unlocking their true potential. But don't just take our word for it; James kicks things off with a witty and enlightening introduction that'll make you rethink your spider-naming game. With a table of contents longer than a spider's leg, this book has it all. Dive into classic spider names that'll have you saying, "Charlotte who?" or explore the literary and mythological monikers that will make your spider feel like the hero of its own epic saga. Feeling a bit adventurous? How about considering a sci-fi or fantasy-inspired name that transports your spider to galaxies far, far away? Or perhaps you'd like to sweeten the deal with some food and sweet treat names that'll have your spider spinning with delight. But wait, there's more! James doesn't stop at creativity; he goes historical and celebrity, offering names that'll make your spider feel like the superstar it was always meant to be. Whether you're considering female or male names, this chapter has something for every discerning spider enthusiast. As Halloween creeps around the corner, you'll find a treasure trove of spooky and Halloween-themed names that are perfect for embracing the eerie and creepy side of your spider's personality. And for the well-traveled arachnid, explore geographic and cultural names that'll make your spider feel worldly. Feeling colorful? Dive into the chapter on colorful names that'll make your spider stand out in a rainbow of arachnids. Or let your playful side shine with punny and playful names that'll have everyone giggling. But the adventure doesn't stop there! Exotic and unique names are just a web away, and James even delves into names inspired by spider species, because who knows spiders better than other spiders? Discover gender-specific names that'll let your spider embrace its true identity, whether male or female. And if you're curious about your spider's personality, James has you covered with names that match different spider traits.