What's an elderly robot doing in a typical fantasy setting? The robot - Clunk - has no idea. The people he encounters don't know what a robot is, and believe him to be a novelty wind-up statue. Worst of all, someone's taken Clunk's memory away, so he doesn't even know who he is. Tricky, eh? But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen and a vengeful champion stop him from getting home again. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players. Oh, who am I kidding? Clunk's chances of finding any spare parts - or his missing memory modules - are nil. But that won't stop him trying... You'll love this hilarious novel, because Clunk is like a mild-mannered Terminator ... except even more stubborn. Get it now. "An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour" "Game of Thrones meets Discworld" "Laugh after laugh. One of the best books I've read in 2018 so far. Amazing, 5*" This is the first novel in a trilogy. Each book continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. They're not stand-alones!