Tyler Kord is chef-owner of the expanding duchy of the lauded No. 7 restaurant and four No. 7 Sub shops in New York. He is also a terrifically neurotic man who directs his energy into writing fall-down-funny stories and rants about sandwich philosophy, love, self-loathing, Lil' Wayne, Tom Cruise, and the life of a chef. Most of these stories also happen to be truly excellent recipes in this convention-breaking cookbook. Come for the laughs, stay for the roast beef sub with fried shallots and smoked French dressing. "Tyler and his approach to sandwiches are equal parts clever, hilarious, and deeply dirty (in all the right ways). I'm obsessed with the never-ending possibility of what a sandwich can be, and so I'm a supreme fan girl of everything that Tyler and his crazy mind inserts between these pages and two pieces of bread." -Christina Tosi Known genius and broccoli savant Tyler Kordischef-ownerof thelauded No.7Subshopsin New York. Heis alsoa fabulously neuroticmanwhodirectshisenergyinto ruminations on sandwich philosophy, love, self-loathing, pay phones, getting drunk in the shower, Tom Cruise, food ethics, and what it's like having the names of two different women tattooed on your body. But being a chef means that it's your job to make people happy, and so, to thank you for being there while he works out his issues, he offers you this collection of trulyexcellentrecipes, like roast beef with crispy shallots and smoky French dressing, a mind-blowing mayonnaise that tastes exactly like pho, or so many ways to make vegetables into sandiwches that you may never eat salad again. A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches will make you laugh, make you cry, and most of all, make you hungry.