When the apple of her eye turned rotten to core, she did not think life could get any harder. Then her husband asked her for a divorce, her credit score tanked, and she gained 10 lbs. What is a woman of a certain age to do but wallow in self-pity, drink too much, and rewrite her will? When it happened to one woman, the answer was all the above, and to write a quirky book full of pictures and dedicate it to her favorite bartender. The story set in and around Austin's 4th Street gay bars, introduces the reader to a queer cast of characters using slang minted in the LGBTQ community. It poses the question, "what could be sweeter than a twink in mink?" and lets the reader decide.