How often do you text with your mother? Well, if your mom is anything like @CrazyJewishMom, the answer is A LOT. Kate Friedman-Siegel, writer, social media guru, and spawn of @CrazyJewishMom actually counted the number of text messages she gets from her mom and came up with. . .111. A day. On average. Realizing these daily conversations were too rich to keep to herself, she launched the Instagram account @CrazyJewishMom in November of 2014, which now has more than 830k followers. Each page of the Actual Texts from My Crazy Jewish Mom 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar features a bit of Mom's advice such as "no ring on the finger, you must not linger," "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR UR FULL BODY SPANX," and "fries before guys, career before everything." Your mom doesn't have to be crazy, in constant contact, or even Jewish for you to appreciate the often snarky, likely inappropriate, and always laugh out loud funny, actual texts between Kate and her mom. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes daily extra content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia.