Jack Winters was an ordinary man. He had a steady job in a record store and plenty of time and friends to go out with. His life was just fine by him. Until he met Caitlen. Then his world took a drastic turn for the worse. After one date, the world had ended and Caitlen disappeared. And to top things off, head slept through the whole thing. Now he has no choice but to set off across a post-apocalyptic wasteland in search of the woman he loves. Unfortunately for him, blood-thirsty zombies, pirates, and guardian angels arenat the only things waiting for Jack along the way.