What do you call a puppy in the rain? A soggy doggy! Why do giraffes have long necks? Because they have smelly feet! Which snack always make you jump? POP-corn! What did the wolf say when he met the little pig? Very pleased to EAT you! Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know. A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old! All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).