Jaded? Bored? Looking for something exotic and different?

How about a look-see at dwarf Jeremy Small's "Mr. Not-So-Small"? How about the loving embrace of the Tarantula Man with his two extra arms and his three extra eyes, none of the latter seeing anything? Or, might you prefer a liaison with Dog Boy, or with the Bearded Lady, or with the Human Cannon Ball...?

All of the above are available, but not on the cheap. Money, often lots of it, is what gets you access to after-hours special acts performed by those otherwise removed from the spotlights by do-gooders who successfully black-tar circus sideshows as immoral and inhumane. No matter that sideshows provided so many "special people" for so long with decent livelihoods for themselves and for their families.

Or, might you prefer doing "it" on an elephant, or between the humps of a camel, or in a tiger's cage, or even hanging from the high trapeze, accompanied by Circus Six's center-ring stars available for fun and games--if you've the hard cash (and hard whatever) needed to join them?

Darrel Winestein, the Tattooed Man, is unavailable for extracurricular bookings for reasons detailed in "circuSex,"