Discover the truth behind the glamour of cruise holidays in this scandalous, hilarious, and edifying romp.Come and see where the crew lives, eats, wars, parties with exhaustion and exultation. This is a hilarious and informal narrative of working for Carnival Cruise Lines by an insider: you simply will not believe what really goes on below the waterline.Brian David Bruns worked for a year in the industry and brings back a treasure trove of stories that will simply have you gasping with laughter as you are assaulted non-stop with circumstances ranging from the absurd to the bizarre. Did you know that crews get cutlery allowances and that stewards sometimes fight over access to food? Do you have any idea of what the crew members call the passengers? And sex, don't forget the sex!

Author Biography

Brian David Bruns lives in Nevada, USA.