A hilarious look at teenage life in a book that has been described as 'Adrian Mole meets The Inbetweeners' Matthew Patterson is your run of mill, every day average 16-year-old school boy. The 'Diary of a Teenage Murderer' takes you through the day-to-day events of Matthew's life. Dealing with the tricky things a teenager faces, such as: Mums, Dads, little brothers, best friends, girlfriends, exams and his grandmother's facial hair. Then something happens to change the course of Matthew's life forever. He is faced with the ultimate decision: Stay and face the music, or run and face the world alone.
By day Emlyn is a mild mannered secondary school teacher, but when evening falls he can often be found hiding away from his family in his endless quest to write the worlds greatest novel and discover the cure for capitalism.