You know everyone’s fa­vourite drag queen? Oh go on, you know who we mean. Rhymes with Mianca Del Bio? Well it’s about time the object you use to dry yourself paid tribute to her.

This towel is fast drying, slim, with a high-tech small weave that practically repels sand. Oh, and it’s cruelty free, and seriously stunning. Sounds like Satan won’t be going anywhere near your beach with a towel like that.

Also this towel is MASSIVE. 1.7m massive. Satan will take one look at you drying yourself off and run a mile. Now put your pedicured feet up, get some sun, and enjoy an Absolut cocktail on the Interior Illusions Beach while the judges decide just exactly how fabulous you are.

Features:

• A sassy towel tribute to one of Drag Race’s best moments
• 1.7m long, for maximum beach lounging potential
• Made of quick-drying, easy-clean cloth
• Cruelty-free, obviously