Rich Colburn became the first man to convincingly impersonate himself in public for over an hour before the crowd realized it was really him. This crushed the previous record of twenty-four minutes set in 1876 by world renowned British astronomer, Jeff the Telescope Guy. Prior to becoming a best-selling author (hopefully at some point in the future) Rich spent the majority of his time trying to think of something witty to say for this description of himself. Rich dreams of one day being able to leave the moon and travel back to his home in Connecticut. He just has to find a way to get to the moon first. He currently spends his time proofreading the previous sentence and trying not to get creeped out by having to write about himself in the third person. His publisher frequently encourages him to take this process more seriously.