This is GenX B!tch and I still don't know if I'm going to survive in this hellscape. Take the journey with me and let's find out together. I made my entrance in a barn, and once conquered a monster with a daring attempt to runaway in Santa Paula, CA when I was ten years old. I built my life on trauma and kept going. Thirty five years later, I discovered that trauma beast is still haunting me. This time my heroic team will be a group of found family, the network of friends who love me through my flaws, and a surgeon with a groundbreaking idea to save my life. This book is full of bullsh!t I remember and some things I don't. This is the semi-true story of how I'll learn to rise from the ashes like the Phoenix that burns within me, or die trying. I don't know how this will end, but I know you'll find your stories in my own, and a little magic...because that's the only way any of us are going to make it.