The Joy Luck Club meets American Psycho in this darkly comic debut novel starring Fi, an ambitious young lawyer who will stop at nothing to avoid being married off into a life of suburban boredom. Meet Fi. A 28 year old lawyer with a six figure salary and an 80 hour working week, Fi has no intention of being another pretty, passive Hello Kitty type, stuck on a conveyor belt of kids, cooking and cleaning. It's just a shame her parents won't stop setting her up with undesirable men. Meet Sean. Fi's childhood best friend and teenage delinquent, he's now a very successful surgeon. But there's something you should know about Sean. Some men cook in their spare time, others play sport. Sean kills people. Meet Freddie, Fi's blind date. Poor Freddie. This really isn't going to end well...