How can a centrifuge be used to reverse male-pattern baldness? Do whales experience the passage of time at a faster rate than surface-dwellers? And why does Garfield hate Mondays -- he doesn't even have a job! The answers to these and literally dozens of other questions are found in this hilarious collection of conversations between Kris Straub and David Malki !, the hosts of Tweet Me Harder, the world's first, best, only, and last talkback-enabled interactive audio podblast. This first volume collects Episodes 1-10 of the popular podblast -- an iTunes staff favorite -- and adds annotations, illustrations and indexing for rapid reference. Never wonder again how many grappling-hooks it takes to brake a car, or whether Minnie Mouse was coming on to you back in the nineties, or who won the rap battle with Fake Stan Lee: all the answers are here in the book. iTunes listener reviews of Tweet Me Harder: "A dadaist masterpiece, Tweet Me Harder provides the driest wit and humor this side of the Atlantic Ocean." "[Kris and David have a] trademark ability to craft a tangential 20-minute conversation on absolutely any topic on a dime that's not only informed and weird, but entertaining." "When Kris and David get off on a jag on some ludicrous entrepreneurial idea, whether about wind-tunnel-based hair-replacement systems, variable-configuration clothing maintained by spiders, or simply a special radio to talk to schizophrenics -- this show is golden." For more information, including the full podcast archive, visit http: //tweetmeharder.com.