A new term begins and you can't wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer or school didn't exist. To get through it, you're going to need survival skills: Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun . . . Do power dress to show you're not to be messed with. Don't wear a Darth Vader costume. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a teacher with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations. AUTHORS: Mike Haskins is a writer and researcher who has worked on TV providing scripts for everyone from Simon Pegg to Christopher Biggins. He has worked on radio series featuring Des O'Connor and Bruce Forsyth. Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.

Author Biography

Mike Haskins is a writer and researcher who has worked on TV providing scripts for everyone from Simon Pegg to Christopher Biggins. He has worked on radio series featuring Des O Connor, Bruce Forsyth and Brian Eno (although sadly not all at the same time). He has worked for many years with everyone from Griff Rhys Jones to Griff Rhys Jones and has written (or co-written) a vast pile of books including the bestselling joke collection, Man Walks Into A Bar. Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.