The world has known some incredible lovers: Casanova, Romeo, the Marquis De Sade and Joe Meekly of 22 Waverley Pace, Crompton. These great heroes of the mattress have several things in common; they are wild romantics prepared to overcome any obstacle in pursuit of love and willing to fight and die in love's dark shadow. But most men don't want the inconvenience of love and romance and they certainly don't want to let it get in the way of pulling a chick.What Mr Lazy Sod wants is a sure-fire chat-up line that will get him some shag-muffin for a few months' amusement; no romance, no commitment, no effort! Here, to the rescue, is "Lazy Sod's Guide To Pulling" which will teach you what to say and what not to say, what to do and what not to do to ensure that you pull with the minimum effort possible. Love: An emotional state invented by women to ensnare men into a long term commitment. Men often mistake this state for lust. Lust: A physical state created by man that often leads him into a relationship lasting more than one night. Women often mistake this state for love.
Table of Contents
Introduction; Definitions; The Art of the Pull; Knowing your Limits; Meeting Places; Psychology; Stalking your Prey; Body Language; Dating; Dating Gone Wrong - Stories; Breaking Up; Agony Aunt; Pulling Quiz.