This amazing true travelogue of a trouble prone man as he struggles to recover from a nervous breakdown will have you laughing on every page. Nick smuggles himself back into America and resumes his bizarre life after his deportation. Only this time Nick takes up with a neurotic millionairess on the run from her violent husband and when her husband is suddenly killed in a motorbike accident he finds himself instantly transported from his tiny bedsit into a ten million dollar house and enters into the lifestyle of the super-rich. Nick though isn't your typical traveller and he still finds time to fall into situations other people can only imagine: he gets arrested for abusing the queue at Subway, he gets banned from the local movie theatre for instigating a major popcorn fight, he dances naked in front of a Private Investigator, he has to disarm a highly disturbed individual in his gym and finally he has to face up to the hit man who has been sent to kill him.This is the third book in this popular series following on from: Going Around the Bend on the QE2 and Not Quite Sane in America both available on Kindle. The fourth in the series is to be entitled: Totally off the Twig in The Middle East and should be available in 2017 if Nick doesn't manage to get himself jailed or murdered in the meantime!