Are you worried that America might be headed in the wrong direction? Are you concerned that the war on terror might really be a war without end? Are you afraid that John Ashcroft might be watching you from behind that bookshelf? If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, skip the trip to Guantanamo and take a look at Love Song for W. This handy Haiku summary lets you relive all the exciting developments under our 43rd president, George "W" Bush. Watch in amazement as our homespun, folksy friend Steals the American presidency -- live on TV! Squanders a $4 trillion surplus without breaking a sweat! Slaughters innocent Muslims to settle a personal score! Can our man parlay these accomplishments into a second term in the White House? Now's your chance to find out--and all in the vivid, easy-to-read format of Haiku! Author David Simons spent two years studying at U.C. Berkeley's Graduate School of Journalism, only to discover too late that he couldn't stand the thought of being a full-time journalist. He instead uses his investigative experience and research skills to support a variety of progressive causes in the American South.