Making the Bible Great Again

The Gospel of Trump

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Michael Smith

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50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump! Hilarious! Great! Greater! The Greaterest! For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on! I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.

Author Biography:

Michael Smith, ne Komodo Pomodoro, is a writer and Francophile. He resides within a dehydrated human dermis. Recent Pushchart Prize nominee, his short fiction has been published in such literary journals as The Delmarva Review, The Baltimore Review, The Hopper, and the Los Angeles Review of Los Angeles.

Release date Australia

November 18th, 2017

Author

Michael Smith

Audience

General (US: Trade)

Pages

112

Dimensions

152x229x7

ISBN-13

9781979871297

Product ID

37334035

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