Do what youre told! When youre told! And watch your mothers anxiety disappear! Following the same full-color and easy-to-follow format as the million-plus-selling franchise Eat This, Not That!, this incredibly funny parody features a Jewish mother informing you on everything you need to know to improve your meager and misguided life! Shell tell you what you should eat and wear, where you should live and vacation, and whom to marry! With lots of laugh-out-loud moments and plenty of Jewish motherly advice on holidays, shopping, kids, and your job, this perfectly accessible and portable book for any occasion will make just the right gift!