There is nothing quite so annoying as having the police arrive when you are trying to cover up a crime that may or may not have happened.Lord Bernard has died unexpectedly. Is Deputy Head Porter being framed? Head Porter just wants to kept out of the picture.In this fast-paced whimsical British romp, a priceless work of art - the portrait of Old College founding father Lord Arthur Layton - has gone missing. There is nothing for it but for our heroine to don her trusty bowler hat and embark upon another eccentric investigation.In this sequel to PorterGirl - First Lady of the Keys, Old College's first and only female Deputy Head Porter must find the portrait... before The Dean finds out.Tenacious detectives, ill-advised disguises, saucy medieval literature and Russian spies conspire to confuse matters further in this entertaining escapade.