Get out of that booth you're sat in, take all of your clothes off, and fold yourself 12 times. If you only manage 6 times, you might be in a simulation based on Rick's memori­es. Sorry.

This simulation has some pretty sick crockery though. Where else can you drink out of a butt? Not that you can drink out of it. It’s more the ‘constant farts in your face’ type of butt. Luckily the lovely little butt is detachable, so you can actually use the mug for its intended purpose then pop it back in when you’re ready to annoy Cornvelious Daniel. Bob’s your uncle! Or should that be Steve’s your Uncle? Nevermind, wrong episode.

Features:

• We may have manifested some sort of butt
• Or stolen a mug from Shoney’s/Rick’s bra­in
• Featuring a lovely graphic of everyone’s fa­vourite Gromflomite
• Includes removable silicone butt
• Sadly, the butt does not fart