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Rock Stardom for Dumbshits

A Reference for Losers!



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Rock Stardom for Dumbshits: A Reference for Losers! by Phantom Surfers
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Legendary garage surf goofs the Phantom Surfers have drawn upon 20 years of experience and observation to provide the inside dope on the dopes of the world of rock: sound people, managers, booking agents, record labels, other musicians, and every weasel, shark, and thieving magpie in the music industry menagerie. Although this is indeed a riotously funny work, it contains a great deal of truth and wisdom. Consider these true stories: We know of a young lady who received an advance copy of "Rock Stardom for Dumbshits" and immediately abandoned her futile hopes of achieving rock stardom. Today she is a doctor with a lakeside home and two lovely children. We know of a young man who was never exposed to the naked truths contained in this book and therefore kept slogging away in hopes of achieving stardom. Today he has a heroin habit and lives in a van that will soon be repossessed. Which do you want for the youth of America?
Release date Australia
March 1st, 2010
Illustrated by Janelle Hessig Illustrated by Jeff Heermann
Country of Publication
United States
Rudos & Rubes Publishing
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