"Make it clear that you’re the saltiest bitch on the beach with this majestic, MAHOOSIVE beach blanket!
The sassiest accessory around, this giant towel is made of cruelty free, durable microfibre, which dries super fast and cleans super easily. And, bonus, it’s got a diddy little weave that sand can’t get stuck in! No more sandy car/bag/house.
It’s also humongous. Did we mention that? 1.5 metres across, in fact. No more feet dangling off the end of your towel in the sand. Your entire squad can fit on it. And it doubles as a picnic blanket. And it rolls up small so it’s easy to transport. It’s a summer miracle!
All hail the queen of salt – that’s you, girl! ?
- What’s the one thing saltier than you?
- Nothing The sea! Duh.
- The sassiest, softest beach towel EVER
- Quick drying, easy to clean, and doesn’t harbour sand
- Cruelty free! Literally no need to harm animals for a beach towel"