MAKE RACING GREAT AGAIN!Bucky Yeager has a few secrets. He's crushing on his cousin. His best friend is (probably) making meth. His balls itch and his desire to be more than a simple hillbilly is chewing on his pride. Teenage Londoner Danny Hook is a no-good tw@, and he knows it. Skipping class and stealing cars with his equally listless buddies is fun. School isn't. All he wants is respect. Enter the Alien Probe! (No, not like that.)Dozens of them have appeared all over Earth. What are they for? What do they do? All Bucky and Danny know is that the weird blue goo makes vehicles fly. This is their ticket out of the sh!t.In the race to the moon, Bucky and Danny aren't alone. An advanced Japanese space program, an Arab Sheikh with everything to lose, a pair of Jews with everything to gain, and a crack team of Russian criminals have found a probe, too.Prepare yourselves for the ultimate human race!Everyone's gonna play dirty.They're all gunning for first place.MAY THE BEST DIRTBAG WIN!If you liked Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Barry Hutchison's Space Team, and Seth McFarlane's The Orville, you'll explode laughing with this R-Rated sci-fi action romp. Buckle up, scroll up, and hit the buy now button before the race starts without you!