Dreams fascinate everyone from all walks of life. Problem is, most people can't remember what they dream about, let alone understand them. Something amazing lies just beyond our grasp, teasing and tantalizing us with mysteries, puzzles, and utter randomness. Starting on May 31, 2006 I chronicled my dreams for an entire calendar year. What I found is what I have always known, but hadn't taken the time to study. MY DREAMS ARE WEIRD, HILARIOUS, AND ENTERTAINING. From something out of Max Brown's 'The Zombie Survival Guide', to Will Farrell and I escaping from an aquatic labor camp with a stick of dynamite and a head of lettuce, my dreamscape is sure to evoke laughter, fear, and perhaps a little enlightenment. So You Think Your Dreams Are Weird is guaranteed to be a roller coaster ride unlike any other.