After a decade of witty quips via popular social media, author Robin Sanford (best known for her book "This Wedding Sucks! How to Ruin Yours - As Seen From The DJ Booth") discovered an undeniable pattern of navigating through real-life situations via humor, sarcasm, dry wit and sometimes plain, vulnerably raw honesty. Sanford has mastered the perfectly timed art of combining all of these elements into brief daily exchanges and has somehow narrowed down ten years of status updates for your reading enjoyment. Some of these entries might bring back memories of where you were when certain events took place. Others might move you to ponder wildly profound or ridiculous absurdities. Still others might just be some bonus overflow tales and laughs from weddings and other entertainment experience to keep you giggling at life's endless ocean of observations. Who knows? After reading this, you might be inspired to create your own decade-long social media status compilation...