Welcome to Seacrest, where people are six feet, why are we still counting inches tall on average. Wolves scream in the woods at night in this town, chanting their songs of love and loss. Alex Kavanaugh comes on. What transpires when her shopaholic mother from hell remarries and relocates her to the little village where things are not as they seem? She is your typical teenager who is definitely not emo anymore (survey reveals that was a LIE). Her four-year-old stepsister is fascinated with wolves, her ridiculously gorgeous step brother hates her guts because he thinks she's a gold-digger, a witch, or both, and the locals treat her like she's special despite the fact that she's obviously an extraterrestrial cosplaying as a normal teenager. And to top it all off, she's developed a strong desire to kiss him! Watch Alex as she learns to love boys and STILFs while openly oblivious to what is REALLY occurring to others around her. Even while everything appears to be going according to plan, by the time she discovers their long-held secret, problems has already begun to brew in the sleepy hamlet of Seacrest.