OVER 500 wildly fun clean and safe Dad Jokes for kids... and adults! The Book of Hysterically Terrible Dad Jokes will have children rolling their eyes and then rolling on the floor!. Children, teachers, parents, and grandparents have shared these fun jokes. Great gift for kids. Shhh! Please don't tell the kids but jokes can be educational. They are great for learning vocabulary and English. Many of these jokes contain synonyms and homophones that create fun learning opportunities. Boy: I can't do puzzles with the teacher anymore. Girl: Why not? Boy: She said she can't find any piece when I'm around. Teacher: If the boy next door had five apples and you left him two what would you have? Student: One angry neighbor. Q: What is a bull that always tells the truth? A: Believe a bull. Order now and start the laughs!