LARGE PRINT EDITION From USA Today bestselling author Erin Scoggins comes a laugh-out-loud mystery filled with outrageous hijinks, small-town gossip, and a sprinkle of Southern charm. She can't skip town until her aunt makes it to the altar. When a killer crashes the party, can she save the bride-to-be from honeymooning in jail? Glory Wells thinks her life can't get much worse after her con artist husband runs away with her money and her pride. Low on self-respect and high on misery, she reluctantly returns to her small hometown for her eccentric aunt's fourth trip down the aisle. But she finds herself in hot water when the wedding planner is discovered dangling from the ship's mast like the fresh catch of the day. With her food-loving aunt as the prime suspect, Glory sets out to rustle up the truth. But a pirate-themed wedding, a bedazzled chicken, and a zany cast of characters from her past may be a recipe for disaster. Can she pick up the pieces of her life, survive two weeks of Southern-fried family time, and solve the puzzle before she's the next one to walk the plank?