You are about to become one with the antics and life of a man named Maximillian Fetterbrush. Max, as we call him, is a person that has a little bit of all of us in him, and a person that we all desire to be a little more like, well, sometimes. At first thought, nobody really wants to be like Max, but it happens! As you get to know Max, you may find the secret to a happy life, if you look for it. For normal people, Max is the other side of the coin. For abnormal people, Max is probably their kinfolk. He might even be their daddy. Teenagers love Max! Grandma's love Max! Most men "get" Max! Parents pray their teenagers won't be like Max! But Max causes everybody to laugh a little. He also teaches us that when life just doesn't go as planned, you might as well laugh about it! Max studies and thinks a lot about a lot of things. He can fix just about anything that's broke if he has the tools and parts available. He fixes people quite often too, from broken hearts to people that are caught up in their depressing lives and cannot seem to find any reasons for it all. Max can lift people out of depression better than anyone I have ever seen. Max seems to have figured out the reason God put us here, at least for him. He always makes me feel good about myself and my life. Max prefers love over hate and Max has never been very picky about the women he falls in love with. He says, "All women need loving... little women, big women, short women, tall women and so on! I'll date a rich woman, but poor girls are more faithful, far more fun, and much easier to please!" Yes, Max is a lady's man! When things go bad for most people, they throw a fit and get depressed. When things go bad for Max, and they do quite often, he usually laughs about it and considers it a learning experience. His positive attitude will wear off on you too, if you will give him a chance. This book is a comical paradox and is destined to make you laugh your butt off so don't take it too seriously. Max wouldn't! "Enjoy!" -The Author