There's something funny going on... In a vacant cowfield a few miles outside of town, an ill-tempered local barfly known only as "Gussie" has experienced a seemingly otherworldly encounter in the dark of the moonless night. Zack Wells and his best-bud Dougie Dunn know nothing of this; they just want to start the weekend in grand style at their favorite local hangout. Unfortunately, they're about to be drawn into the center of a bizarre ongoing conspiracy involving shadowy G-men, cross-dressing livestock and a wholly amorous, party-lovin' supercomputer that seems to have taken a more than passing interest in Zack. That, and a curious little piece of seemingly archaic jewelry that might just bring about the end of life as we know it. Last call, it would seem, is going to be coming a little early.