ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF BEDLAM CITY Stabbo the Clown is back in town and he's ready for more kooky, wacky, goofy, nutty, mixed-up misadventures. Stabbo is in love, and the girl of his dreams has the bruises to prove it! She's hiding out from him right now, nursing a fat lip and a broken bone or two. But true love will not be denied! Stabbo has conceived a zany plan to get her back. He will murder one innocent person per day, in silly, mixed-up ways, until she agrees to come out of hiding and be his girl once more. But how to let her know what he's planning without being able to find her? He's going to have to get on the news. These days you have to do something amazingly awful to get the kind of news coverage he needs. But love makes us do funny things. And Stabbo feels inspired... "The Funland Massacre" is a huge, 150 page superhero adventure with tons of optional scenes, a customizable plot, dozens of NPCs and seven painstakingly detailed battle maps. You can play it straight through and complete it in a single evening, or pile on the extra plot threads and keep your players busy for months. This adventure is part of Plain Brown Wrapper Games' Bedlam City line. But you don't need to have run any of the other Bedlam City adventures before this one-it stands completely on its own. You don't even need to own a copy of the Bedlam City sourcebook. There's a complete guide to the setting in the back. Are your heroes brave enough to face the Funland Massacre?