Readers' Comments Never was so much condensed into so little by so few. Just one; Louis. -Winston Churchill Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...about this book. -Clark Gable Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...with books like these. -Jesus Christ A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, in the wrong direction by reading this book. -Lao Tzu If at once you don't succeed, try, try, try, try again; but not by writing another one of these books. -Thomas H. Palmer Humor is a funny thing. But not in this case. I want my money back. -Jack Benny I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. If he refuses, make him read this book. -Don Vito Corleone This book made me laugh out loud, annoying my wife, my dog, mice in the walls, and others in my mausoleum. -King Tut