TIRED OF BEING SHAMED INTO TIDYING UP? Do you roll your eyes at the tiny-house craze? Does your wardrobe increase by 30% every time you go to the mall? Do you have more books than you could read in five lifetimes? Do you separate your possessions into things to keep and things too good to throw away? Do you wade through a rising tide of shoes to get to the back of your closet? If you say "yes" to any of these, then you need The Life-Changing Magic of Piling Things Up. Cleverly hidden among digressions about old toys, '70s fashion, and clutter-induced drama, you'll find tips to help you: Organize your outfits by decade Use your bookshelves to intimidate your guests Archive forty-year-old kitchen gadgets Cram a pile of clothes into a space the size of a shoebox Resist interventions by well-meaning friends and family And so much more! Hold your head high. Hang on to your stuff. HOARD ON! Help is on the way!