'Best read in years - ★★★★★' Amazon'700 years in Hell would be enough for anyone.' That's what Uriah Tomkins, an unwilling vampire, and ex-fashion consultant think's. 'The Prodigal Vampire' by M.J. Todd is the rip-roaringly funny tale of a hapless vampire who breaks out of Hell intending to return to his once-beloved village of Ashburn-on-Sinkhole. Ashburn is a sleepy, no-mark of a village where nothing of any note regularly occurs. That is until the day when a mysterious, smartly dressed Uriah wanders through. With the help of the village clergyman, who has more than one skeleton in his closet, Uriah searches for his old home attempting to overcome the chaos presented by the bizarre villagers. Lucifer, who has now changed his name to 'Gary', on hearing of Uriah's escape enlists the help of the reluctant, Grim Reaper to bring back the errant vampire. A fact that God finds most amusing. The chase between the Reaper and Uriah is now on... You can run, but can you hide?