It\'9291s Christmas and for the first time Jackie French reveals the intimate secrets of life at the North Pole!Rudolph wants cosmetic surgery, the North Pole computer system has crashed, Blitzen Blitzen-Dottir is plotting revolution and even Santa Claus feels that blizzards aren\'9291t what they used to be. Also includes Jackie French\'9291s indispensible guide to surviving Christmas ?ome-made Christmas crackers with PROPER jokes and pressies, ten minute frozen Christmas pudding, how to cook a turkey avoiding disaster, gifts for problem men, how to remove embarrassing Christmas and New Year lipstick and gravy stains and a few Saturnalia orgies...plus much more. Warning: also contains a recipe for Rum and Roses Fruit Cake. All Jackie French books are microwave and dishwasher safe.