There was a clear and definite break in the weather. And so, They took it down to a weather repair shop And the man said,"This is not good." He went on to say,"Can you leave it here a few days? Our guy is off till Tuesday, and we can't have a look at it until then." And so, The weather was left in the shop Out the back until Tuesday. For four days, It didn't rain And the sun didn't shine Everybody put their umbrellas away And stopped wearing sunscreen. On the fifth day, The technician came into the shop and went out the back to start his work on the weather. He sneezed. Not once, not twice, but thrice So, They sent him straight to the doctors And in the back room of the shop, The weather remained. After about a week, without weather The TV stations had to close Because, Most of, Nay, Practically all of the people Only ever tuned in To see the weather.