Beware! You'll be able to smell the vile stench of Mr. Pong's Cheap Cheese Emporium just by reading about it. It's that smelly. In fact, it's the stinkiest and most foul-whiffing place in the whole wide world. You have been warned! However, if you do feel brave enough to step inside the cheese shop and meet the horrible Mr. and Mrs. Pong, not only will you find that they smell just as bad, you'll also discover a girl called Cauliflower Cheese, a contented mouse, the terrifying Aunty Louder, and a very curious creature who goes by the name of Red Head. What's that? You want to know what The Top Secret Cheese is? Well, I can't tell you that. It is top secret after all. Suitable for all ages 8+.