The domestication of the cat is among the boldest and most devastating lies ever perpetrated on humanity. After millennia of forced cohabitation, the incompatibility of the human and feline species cannot be ignored. In this book, I attempt to unravel the myths surrounding cats while building a solid case against their classification as acceptable home-dwelling creatures. Further, I explain why incorporating a cat into one's life is the surest indicator of low self-esteem. This book is a MUST READ for anyone contemplating the addition of a feline companion to their domestic menagerie. If you are compelled to augment your collection of animal companions at this time, please consider adding a stuffed plushy to the lineup instead - at least until after you have read this book. You will be glad that you did!