THE WHITES: Episode 1, "Cancelled" A Normal Sitcom. For Abnormal Times. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING: "Finally, a sitcom that isn't completely fake and gay. The Whites are all right." -Lomez, editor, Passage Prize "The best show you'll never see. Smart, timely, and fearless. A purgative for our current malaise, THE WHITES is must-read TV for the post-liberal age." - Charles Haywood, The Worthy House "Comedy finally makes a roaring comeback, and this time it's on our side." - David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense "THE WHITES would never be made in modern Hollywood. It's funny, subversive, and speaks to the half of the country La La Land ignores." - Christian Toto, editor, HollywoodInToto.com "Sharply perceptive and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Hands down the funniest pilot script I've ever read, and the only one I've seen in years that has anything to do with reality. This would be the number one TV show in America if Hollywood weren't full of chickens, pussies, and yellow-bellied lickspittles. Entertaining and addictive. The people want more!" - Aeneas Tactitus Minor, writer "In this house we believe, THE WHITES is a winner. Or, at least, FrogPilled88 told me so. A comedy of biting satire and welcome sanity in an age of madness." - Jeremy Carl "Peter Thiel, please produce this NOW." - Giles Hoffman, editor, The Asylum SERIES LOGLINE THE WHITES is a television sitcom that chronicles a normal American family trying to survive life in California. ABOUT EPISODE 1 Over the course of a single day, every member of the White family is cancelled. Jennifer White, Mom, is sent home from work during a race affinity group meeting. Gus White, age 15, is sent home from school for running a banned books club. Gwen White, age 19, is sent home from college after a virus outbreak. And Grandma Susan is in trouble with the neighbors for posting too many Trump signs on the front lawn. Which means it's the worst possible time for the family to find out about Dad Scott White's big secret-one that could get the entire family cancelled...forever.