Track Listing:

Side A:

1. YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING (Dialogue) - Performed by Diedrich Bader
2. MY BOLOGNA (2022 version) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
3. I LOVE ROCKY ROAD (2022 version) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS (2022 version) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
5. EAT IT (original recording) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
6. LIKE A SURGEON (2022 version) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
7. AMISH PARADISE (2022 version) - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
8. NOW YOU KNOW - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
9. DEMENTO THEME (PICO & SEPULVEDA) - Performed by The Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band
10. BEER BARREL POLKA (ROLL OUT THE BARREL) - Performed by Cory Pesaturo
11. HELENA POLKA - Performed by Cory Pesaturo
12. THE CHICKEN DANCE a/k/a THE BIRD DANCE - Performed by The Emeralds
13. CLARINET POLKA - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
14. BEAT ON THE BRAT - Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic
15. BOWLING WITH THE DEVIL - Performed by Skunk Barf
16. THE COBRA PIT - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
17. DEMENTO’S POOL PARTY - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
18. YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLAVES (instrumental) - Written and Produced by Al Yankovic
19. GUADALAJARA - Performed by Cesar Ramirez, Omar Estrada, & Cesar Chavira
20. BACK FROM THE DEAD - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
21. WEIRD - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
22. THE ACCORDION - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
23. HAY BOY - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
24. THE CLOSET - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
25. EPHIPHANY - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
26. CRACKED THE CODE - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
27. ON THE SPOT - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
28. A RARE GIFT - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
29. MY PARENTS - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
30. WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
31. LSD TRIP - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
32. AL AND MADONNA - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
33. A PARODY OF “EAT IT” - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
34. DRUNK DRIVING - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
35. YOU’RE ALL I’VE GOT - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
36. DINER KIDNAPPING - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
37. HEART OF THE JUNGLE - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
38. CERTIFIED PLATINUM - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
39. IT’S ALL BUSINESS - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
40. THE FACTORY - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
41. DAD APOLOGIZES - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
42. RAISED AMISH - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
43. IT’S NOTHING - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
44. WOULD YOU BE MY SON? - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
45. AL’S SPEECH - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson
46. IN MEMORIAM - Written and Produced by Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson