?Hey doll, You look really good! Still single? Hey, how about I get a nice bottle of wine, you make some light snacks, I stop by and we get to talk all night? Sounds like a plan for Saturday night? I?m serious. I can give you my #, work #, address anything. Have a beautiful day and get in touch. ?Hector? ********** What was Hector thinking? We had never met? we hadn't even spoken on the phone? but he wanted to ?talk all night? and volunteered me to ?make some light snacks?! Where did this guy learn to date? ********** This book is a candid recounting (that's right ? every sordid detail is true!) of some of Elle Kay's most wonderful, hilarious, and awkward dating adventures during her online search for love. Each of the names has been changed to protect the innocent and sweet (as well as the bizarre and socially awkward). Will one of these men hold the key to Elle's happily ever after?