What's Wrong? Christian conservatives are those believers in Jesus Christ who operationalize the core tenets of their faith. To the extent that they are politically active, Christian conservatives influence U.S. elections and policymaking. They are the bane of those who do not understand them, including the adherents to five common fallacies: * Lady Justice Is Blind to God's Law; * Selective Obedience; * Redemptive Self-Determination; * Freedom of Religion Means Freedom from Religion; and * Humanizing the Father. Wrong! is a theological analysis of why U.S. Christian conservatives are the way they are, and it is an examination of the fallacies of faith that make legions of citizens, many of whom in their own right profess a love of God, wish that Christian conservatives would just shut up.