A searing and hilarious commentary on woke culture in America from the legendary comedian, actor, and Emmy-nominated SNL writer. Rob Schneider's childhood in the San Francisco Bay area with parents of mixed-race backgrounds shaped his view of the world: that America afforded the greatest opportunity for peoples from all nations and all faiths. Now, Rob keeps finding himself in controversy in Hollywood for expressing a few commonsense opinions about what woke ideology is doing to our great nation. With humor, Schneider takes on the current neoliberal authoritarians in America and argues we are living under a new kind of tyranny, with provocative commentary on the new threats to free speech, the fight for medical freedoms, climate change hysteria and, of course, Hunter Biden. As Rob says, "I am a traditional liberal which makes me a right-wing fascist now!" In this debut book, Rob also touches on his unique experience in show business and Saturday Night Live for the first time, like what he learned from Academy Award winning actors Christopher Walken and Martin Landau to the 27 films he made with Adam Sandler. He tells untold stories too, like seeing an eleven year old boy, Macauley Culken, be the bread winner for his large family and Sylvester Stallone calling him to hire him for a movie, saying, "Joe Pesci wants 5 million dollars. You're cheaper!" Rob Schneider refuses to be censored. This hilarious book is both for longtime fans of Schneider and readers looking for a true critique of woke culture before it destroys the America we love.